So this revolutionary new theory which I came up with goes like this:
You know the feeling when you orgasm (aka when you “bust a nut”) and it feels so good for like a second and then it’s all back to normal?(speaking here from a man’s perspective, ladies i envy your prolonged orgasm ability, maybe this is why y’all are closer to enlightenment than men are who knows).
Well I believe humans want so badly to maintain this good feeling, this feeling of deep satisfaction but find themselves always disappointed when they can’t get it. So we look for it in things. In people. In places, and experiences. Substances. Material possessions. Status. Relationships. “Crawling in and out of beds” as Bukowski so deliciously put it.
So my perpetual nut theory is exactly that. That we all subconsciously search for that exact unicorn type nut. Super Rare. That fucking amazing nut, that actually lasts. And you maintain the high and the relaxation, and the euphoric feeling. A balls deep satisfaction in life. Content with everything. Not desiring anything else. Just this one thing that is enough to fill that ugly nihilistic hole in your ugly narcissistic face. Forever until you die. And perhaps maybe even in the afterlife too who knows.
Deep satisfaction with all things. With yourself. Everything. Feeling good most of the time, if not all the time, but definitely always relaxed and calm and composed and satisfied with any situation, at any given time, always, satisfied, period.
Satisfaction baby.
Knowing you’re gonna be satisfied before, during and after.
The ongoing Nut.
The everlasting one.
This is the glorious perpetual nut theory.
Have you found yours yet
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